We've all been there before. You sit down to watch a movie with the folks. Everything is going good until a few minutes or so in and things just take a turn for the worst. For better or worse (and you hope it gets better, but you know better) you're stuck in an uncomfortable, vulgar situation for the next ninety minutes to two hours. Here are nine movies to not watch with the parents.
9. Pulp Fiction (1994)--Nothing says family movie night like seeing a man raped with an apple in his mouth. Outside of this famous scene, the violence throughout is very Tarantino-esque, blood and guts abounding.
8. Dope (2015)--The first twenty minutes of the movie is pretty tame before things go haywire. A nude scene that's way longer than a boob-and-goodbye might make things a little squeamish for you if you're watching this with the people that raised you and taught you morals. The violence isn't bad, but the language is definitely cringe-worthy.
7. The Girl Next Door (2004)--It's about a kid who falls in love with the girl next door...who just so happens to be a porn star. Shall I continue?
6. Varsity Blues (1999)--Watch this with your parents if you want them to question your entire high school experience and their job as parents.
5. Trainwreck (2015)--Amy Shumer takes vulgar to a whole new level in this hilarious comedy. Too many uncomfortable moments to count.
4. The 40-Year-Old Virgin (2005)--One of the funniest comedies I've seen. I can't count the number of scenes that I wouldn't watch with my mom.
3. About Last Night (2014)--I've seen both versions and I pray that I'm not caught dead watching them with my mom. A beaucoup of language and sex drive the inappropriateness up the list.
2. Let's Be Cops (2014)--The hardware store scene. Enough said.
1. That's My Boy (2012)--I can't count the number of "Oh My God"s I uttered while sitting through this. If you're a fan of sex and extreme vulgarity, you will love this movie!
No comments:
Post a Comment