Friday, July 31, 2015

Mission: Impossible - Rogue Nation Review




A huge airplane is about to take off carrying chemical weapons. IMF Agent Ethan Hunt (Tom Cruise) jumps onto one of the wings then sprints for the side door that is supposed to be open, only to have to settle for hanging on to the side of the plane as it launches into the air. Fast forward to a few minutes later. Hunt is captured by an evil group known as The Syndicate. One of the baddies is about to interrogate him using all sorts of hardcore tools, but Hunt makes a harrowing escape with the help of mysterious woman Ilsa Faust (Rebecca Ferguson). Both of these scenes were shown in the trailers for Mission: Impossible - Rogue Nation.

And both of these scenes happened within the first fifteen minutes of the movie.

A film already earns crazy points with me when all the good stuff isn't given away in the trailer. Even those two aforementioned scenes had a couple of other neat, small-touches parts that you don't get to see until actually viewing the movie as a whole. And, if you think the thrill ride stops there, think again.

As in the previous M:I movies, the cast did an excellent job, save for one glaring bump that I will touch on in a minute. Cruise is at his best when he's running, jumping, and doing the usual stunts required for these movies. Jeremy Renner, Simon Pegg, and Ving Rhames shined in their reprising roles as well, aiding Cruise as the story progressed while providing some hilarious moments throughout. And about that glaring bump: I am by no means saying that Sean Harris did a poor job as main bad guy Solomon Lane. However, the voice thing just wasn't working for me. It was too Voldemorty for my taste. I kept waiting for him to scream, "Get back here, Potter!" Fortunately he didn't have a great deal of lines so it didn't kill the experience for me.

Unless you're a die-hard Tom Cruise fan, you're going to see this movie for the sake of the action and you're going to get a lot of it. Although not quite as hardcore, this movie is very reminiscent of Mad Max: Fury Road in the sense that it doesn't really give you a chance to sit still for that long. If they're not pulling off some intense scheme, they're plotting one. I don't know about you, but hearing them discuss the craziness of the plan is almost as intense as watching them attempt to pull it off. The action sequences had a good deal of originality while paying homages to some of the older movies. They don't disappoint.

The movie essentially follows Hunt as he and IMF try to expose and eradicate The Syndicate, a group of rogues that have been taking on the identities of dead agents (good agents, that is) from all over the world. The pacing is smooth and kept me engaged throughout the entire movie. Among other things, I appreciate the fact that the movie didn't try and force a love portion into the mix for the sake of doing it. The film identified perfectly with what it was and stuck to it consistently.

I give Mission: Impossible - Rogue Nation an 88. That would make it the fourth best M:I movie, in my opinion, behind 3, 1, then 4. That's not so much a testament to the quality of this movie as it is to the outstanding greatness of the other ones. M:I is one of the best action series of all time, hands down.

Wednesday, July 29, 2015

Better Than Average...Hopefully

If you know me, right now, you're probably saying: "Oh great, another blog". I know, I know. There's methods behind my madness believe me. While I don't or never will profess to be Roger Ebert, I've learned a great deal from his many insightful reviews. As I seek to carve out my own niche in the review space, there are a couple of things I plan to do differently: 1. Don't give away the movie. You'll never have to worry about missing my "Spoilers Ahead" warning because there won't ever be one. I want you to enjoy the movie and be as surprised as I was during it. That being said, if there should be something you need to keep an eye out for, say an extra scene after the credits like Marvel is constantly doing, I would expect you would want to know about that; 2. Shorter reviews. After all what do you want to know? You're basically trying to find out if the movie was good or not and why. I'll do my best to keep it as brief as possible. 

One final warning: certain reviewers aren't for everyone. I can appreciate all different kinds of movies, but I know everyone has different tastes. My Top Ten should let you know whether or not we're compatible:

10. Shrek
9. Spider-Man 2
8. Iron Man
7. Boyhood
6. The Incredibles
5. Juice
4. Stranger Than Fiction
3. The Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers
2. The Lion King
1. Minority Report

If you're vibing with at least three of those movies, we just might be compatible. I rate movies on a scale of 0-100. Here's the breakdown:

0-9: If you watch this movie, you are literally wasting precious moments of your life.
10-19: AA as in Absolutely Abysmal. Keep away from this movie.
20-29: Not many redeeming qualities, but I didn't walk away with nothing.
30-39: Bad...but I've seen worse.
40-49: Forgettable. If I never saw this movie again, totally ok with it.
50-59: Average. You might like. Probably not, though.
60-69: A slightly above average movie that took a wrong turn somewhere. If things had been done slightly different, this had all the makings of something great.
70-79: This is what I call a "Folding Clothes Movie". A guilty pleasure. It wasn't the greatest movie by far, but you're glad it's around. Personal Example: You Don't Mess With the Zohan.
80-89: Pretty darn good. I walked away with an enjoyable experience and was thoroughly entertained throughout.
90-99: What I consider to be on the all-time great level. We're talking movies that you just want to watch over and over again and probably get something different out of it each time. A classic that hits you on multiple levels. 

Perfect 100's get what I call the Minority Status award in honor of my favorite movie and because getting a 100 is darn hard. I'll be reviewing new as well as classic movies. Hope you enjoy!

P.S.--If you're on the fence about a movie you're wondering if you want to spend a part of your life on, let me know, I'll see it, and review it!